I’m so behind I don’t even know where I live anymore.

I’m so behind I don’t even know where I live anymore.

via TheBloggess.com by Jenny the bloggess on 7/12/10

I’ve been sick, moving, attacked by scorpions, mauled by spiders and I’m so behind that I’m now 2 weeks late on my  list of shit-I-did-this-week-when-I-wasn’t-here.  Get ready.  It’s a long one.

This week on Ask the Bloggess:

• Now you’re both going to hell.
• Bisexuality exists, lesbians.
• It’s never okay to kill puppies.

This week on my sex column (which is satirical and vaguely safe for work if your boss isn’t a douche-canoe):

• Emails from crazy people
• Ten strangest things

This week on Good Mom/Bad Mom on the Houston Chronicle:

• The things we learn in the country
• Genetic engineering and five-year-olds

This week on the internets:

• Dead llama fetuses:  This is why everyone needs an intern.
• Someone translated my sex column into Hungarian.  I have no idea why.
• Comment 152. I think I just got insulted with a word problem.
• Blogger Body Calendar. I’m in it.  And naked.  Sort of.

This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:

• Panda juice.  Drink it or you’ll die. Or at least be assaulted.
• Round-abound.
• I don’t know either.
• “We’re fucked.”

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